41 times Stephen King's dog Molly was the most evil beast on the internet

If you've ever read a Stephen King book you may thinkyou know fear, but the truth is you won't have been confronted with real evil unless you've laid eyes on Molly.

That's Stephen King's dog: a corgi who goes by the alternative name "the Thing of Evil," and who enjoys nothing more than striking fear into the hearts of humans and squeaky toys alike.

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From her plot to get Santa to her planned zombie dog-led conquest of Vermont, we've rounded up her most dastardly moments below.

1. The time she flashed this deeply evil grin.

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2. The time she took a truly wicked selfie.

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3. Her first birthday.

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4. The time she tried to pull the wool over her owner's eyes.

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5. The time she was too smart for her many enemies.

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6. The time she tucked into a typical breakfast.

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7. The time she planned her conquest of Vermont...

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8. ...And New Hampshire.

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9. The time she captured this unsuspecting victim.

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10. The time she introduced us to her equally evil friend.

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11. The time she showed off her gym routine.

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12. The time she prepared for a new job.

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13. The time she used her ball as a handy political metaphor.

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14. The time she had a pressing political engagement.

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15. The time she tried her paw at "alternative facts".

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16. The time she claimed a new victim.

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17. The time she visited Mordor.

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18. The time she was the most evil of them all.

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19. The time she prepared to greet salesmen.

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20. The time she took a short rest in order to plan new and unspeakable deeds.

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21. The time she celebrated New Year's.

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22. The time she longed to meet her owner's fans.

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23. The time she got a new bed.

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24. The time she did NOT want to be called cute.

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25. The time she refused to play nicely.

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26. The time she went into hiding.

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27. The time she enjoyed Thanksgiving.

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28. The time she inspired fan art.

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29. The time she went straight to jail...

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30. ...But then immediately busted out again.

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31. The time she mourned Bill O'Reilly's departure from Fox.

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32. The time she colluded with an accomplice...

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33. ...And was forced to put him firmly in his place.

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34. The time she refused to get into the Christmas spirit.

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35. The time she began work on a novel.

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36. The time she took her untamed rage out on a new ball.

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37. The time she made a tactical decision.

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38. The time her terror reached monstrous new heights.

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39. The time she got a chilling new portrait.

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40. The time she made her political allegiance clear.

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41. And finally, the place where it all began.

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Molly: keeping things evil since summer 2014.